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Ashton Kutcher Sheds Tear For Environment; Drives 7 MPG Truck

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This story’s been around a few days but was hard to confirm. Now that Human Events and Fox News have picked it up…

Mr. Ashton Kutcher:

“If you could go back to the Republican national convention and look the guys in the eyes that were saying, ‘DRILL DRILL DRILL’, at the Republican national convention, those guys, there you go, that’s what we got, like, we did it, we drilled drilled drilled.” …

“But at the end of the day the truth is, is like, we got to think about the world we live in,” says Kutcher. “I mean we have to be conscious. This is like not a right, it’s a privilege to be on this land and using its resources and we have to be smart about it.”

Driving 14,500 lb. Navistar CXT that gets 7 MPG won’t hurt Kutcher’s standing among environmental and Hollywood progressives. What you do doesn’t matter with these types. What matters is that you say all the right things, and being a smug leftist willing to lash out at Republicans is a free pass to do just about anything, short of raping a child. Oh, wait…


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