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Funtime Game! Who Will 'Parker Spitzer' Have On Next to Trash Palin?


So two nights ago CNN launched the chat show Parker/Spitzer, starring turgid gargoyle Eliot Spitzer and grinning rom-con Kathleen Parker. In it, former cokehead Aaron Sorkin, to the delight of both hosts, called Sarah Palin an “idiot.”

Here it is, and watch Spitzer’s response.


Hilarious! How odd is it that a dude who paid thousands to denigrate women takes pleasure in other men denigrating women!

And by odd, I mean, not surprising.

Not to be outdone, the next day the perverse and perhaps insane director Oliver Stone waddled onto the same show and called Palin a moron, comparing her to Father Coughlin and the KKK.

And, not in a good way.


So, yeah, there’s a theme here. Get a famous lib on and ask, “what do you think of Sarah Palin?” Then chuckle like tumid lemur.

The crap almost writes itself.

So I’ve come up with a game to help CNN plan the next three shows. Just match a lefty guest, to a predictable Palin insult.

Ed Asner could call Palin, an “empty-headed threat to freedom.”

Sean Penn could says she’s, “a mindless zombie with a bloodlust for power.”

John Cusack could joke she’s “A thick-skulled simpleton embraced by violent yokels.”

Tim Robbins could chime in: “Palin is an imbecile in half-wit’s clothing.”

And his mom, Susan Sarandon could dismiss her as, “A Nazi with nice breasts.”

This could go on for…years!

It could be tons of fun! And sure, with CNN doing specials on bullying, this seems hypocritical. But Palin’s a grown lady – and she’s a conservative! So rip away! As long as KP and Elliot are having fun, it’s all good.

Meanwhile, Red Eye, a show at three a.m, with no promotion, no billboards, no ads – beats em in the key demo.

Imagine how we’d do, if we took our socks off.

And if you disagree with me, you’re a racist, homophobic thaasophobe.


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