Big Hollywood has never endorsed anyone before but under the circumstances, we felt it was time to make an exception. Tonight on “Dancing With the Stars” one contestant will take to the dance floor who was born into privilege, benefited from her parent’s famous name, and likely would not be where she is today were it not for the immoral practice of nepotism. We of course are talking about Jennifer Grey, daughter of Academy Award, Golden Globe, and Tony Award-winning actor Joel Grey.
Bristol Palin, on the other hand, is not from a show business family. She’s an outsider and very likely the victim of show business prejudice. While the masses overwhelmingly choose Ms. Palin again and again to bring back for next week’s show, three elite judges think they know better than the people and continue to vote for…
Yes, the daughter of Joel Grey.
Because who better to choose who will be the people’s favorite stars than coastal elites who wouldn’t know the Midwest if it kissed them on the mouth, who wouldn’t know the South if it felt them up like a TSA agent?
End the tyranny of the DWTS triumvirate.
End the bigoted practice of show business nepotism.
Down with elites.
Up with democracy.
Power to the people to choose their own stars!
Vote for Bristol Palin!
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The show airs live on ABC tonight and tomorrow night at 8/7c.
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P.S. This endorsement is brought to you with tongue firmly in cheek. We adore Jennifer Grey, refuse to deny her talent, and wish her all the best. We’re still going to vote Bristol, though, if only to make Sally Quinn cry some more and to watch what’s sure to be an endlessly entertaining left-wing freak-out in the event of a Bristol win.
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