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Students Against Hummus, Not Hamas

So in case you missed it, the big news in 2010 was in Princeton, NJ where students voted on expanding the schools hummus offerings.

Yes, hummus.

A group, called the Princeton Committee for Palestine, want the school-run stores to sell more than one brand of the chick pea concoction. They claim that the one offered, Sabra, is owned by a business that supports the Israeli military.

And, I think we can all agree: since Jews are bad, a Jewish military is really bad!

And now, the fun part. I want to show you something that may make your eyes explode out of your face, and roll onto the floor.

It’s called the Philly BDS, (boycott, divest, sanction) a group of really attractive men and women who “danced into action” at a local grocery, in order to get the poor clerks to remove the hummus.

You may want to have the children leave the room.


Is every one okay? Does anyone need a bucket?

I haven’t seen anything that hairy since they drained the pool at the Playboy mansion.

Yes, I apologize for scarring your retinas, but it must be done. You need to be reminded how foolish students can be – but also, how entertaining their foolishness is, provided you aren’t close enough to smell their unshaven pits.

So, the gist: in these students misguided brains, hummus is worse than… Hamas.

I only hope that the idiocy they flaunt in that clip is more than matched by the sheer embarrassment of their parents.

Note: If these shameless creatures are your offspring, please stop paying their tuition, and force them to fend for themselves. My guess is any hummus will start looking tasty, for it will be all these hopeless sacks of self-congratulating cretins can afford.

And if you disagree with me, you’re a racist, homophobic hummusaphobe.

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