The Web site 90 Days, 90 Reasons is beyond parody.
The site lets celebrities share all the reasons why we must reelect failed President Barack Obama. We’ve already endured some pretty inane ramblings on the site, but director David Lynch’s essay may top them all.
I am going to vote for re-electing President Obama. I have noticed something in Mitt Romney’s name, which I think speaks to what he is about. If you just rearrange a few letters, Romney becomes R MONEY. I believe Mitt Romney wants to get his Mitts on R Money. He would like to get it and divide it up with his friends, the Big Money Bunch.
I believe he would like to get his Mitts on R Money, R Resources, R Freedoms, and R American Dream. I do not trust Mitt Romney to look after the best interests of 99% of Americans. I think electing Mitt Romney would be a catastrophe for our country–one which would be real difficult to straighten out later. Please do not let Mitt Romney get his Mitts on R Money or R United States of America.
It’s hard to understand why anyone would bother assessing a politician’s record when all you need do is play word games with their names.
For that, David Lynch, we thank you.