Country crooner Brad Paisley teamed up with rapper LL Cool J for a song called Accidental Racist, a heartfelt if clunky song trying to bring the races together.
Comedy Central’s Stephen Colbert must have reacted to the song like a bull acknowledging a fluttering swatch of red fabric before him.
The faux conservative sang his own tribute to Racist Wednesday night along with bisexual actor Alan Cumming. The theme? Gay marriage. The song? Oopsie-Daisy Homophobe.
Colbert, wearing a country hat and strumming a guitar, warbled, “When I told you God hates fags, the only thing I mean to say is aaahm a Skynyrd fan.”