Is there is anything more romantic than a man putting on lipstick whilst clutching a rifle?
While the film adaptation of Fifty Shades of Grey is set to debut this Friday, not everyone is excited. That lack of enthusiasm has inspired a recut trailer for the film, one that has inserted iconic actor Steve Buscemi into the mix.
Goodbye, Jamie Dornan, you’ve been replaced.
With scenes from some of Buscemi’s most memorable film’s seamlessly edited into a Fifty Shades Trailer, the spoof, titled Fifty Shades of Buscemi, is definitely worth a watch.
For your viewing pleasure, you can now watch Dakota Johnson (as Anastasia Steele) make love to Enoch “Nucky” Thompson of Boardwalk Empire, as opposed to mysterious billionaire Christian Grey.
“You can bet your keister I’m gonna get a piece of that pie,” Thompson says to a woman who is edited to appear as Ms. Steele.
“Crazy Eyes” Buscemi also makes an appearance, as does serial killer Buscemi, Garland Greene.
While the recut trailer looks like it would make a great film, any sadomasochistic film starring Steve Buscemi might end badly, (see 1996’s Fargo)
Watch: Fifty Shades of Buscemi: