Atlanta rapper Waka Flocka Flame is running for President, and he wants your support.
The artist sat down with Rolling Stone on 4/20, what Flame calls “the best day of the year,” to outline his presidential ambitions.
“The first thing I’ll do when I get into office is legalize marijuana.”
“A blunt a day will take the pain away. Wake up, hit a blunt, go to work, sh*t gonna be okay. You look around, things ain’t looking good, you roll a blunt, sh*t gonna be okay. School work getting too hard; don’t touch the blunt. Think about it, wait ’til you’re old enough.”
“Anybody who got feet over Size 13 cannot walk in public no more, they have to take trains, cabs and buses. I don’t want to see big-ass feet taking all the space on the concrete.”
“Education is important. We need to start teaching these kids more reality, skills, traits.. (Excuse me, the President been smoking one, you know how that goes). So we’re gonna teach the kids more reality skills, and they gotta learn my lyrics before they get out of school, or else they f***ing fail and they gotta start from third grade all over again to twelfth.”
– WOMEN’S RIGHTS
“I feel like women got all the rights already, man, what else do they want? My mother was my father and my mother, and she controlled the house, she raised five men, put food on the table, she kept the lights on. Women are pretty tough right now. I feel like it’s not the rights for women, it’s more of a respect thing.”
Waka also announced his running mate, DJ Whoo Kid, who confirmed that the administration’s first order of business would be enacting “unlimited weed smoking.”
As if Hillary didn’t have enough concerns… enter Waka Flocka Flame.