Vanity Fair Compares Herman Cain to 'Sociopathic' Movie Character

Juli Weiner of Vanity Fair may have thought she was being “clever” with her Nov. 1 blog post, but instead she looks by turns blindly partisan and foolish, lacking even a tiny bit of knowledge about men’s headwear when she compared Herman Cain to disgraced lobbyist Jack Abramoff as well as the character Daniel Plainview from the movie There Will Be Blood–all because they each wear a hat!

It is the weakest of hooks upon which to hang said hat, but the fact that there are photos of the three folks in question wearing a hat seems to be enough for Weiner to go off half-cocked, somehow imagining they all have something in common.

Here is her prosaic post in its less-than-worthy entirety:

The critically reviled performance artist known as Herman Cain has recently been photographed wearing a funereal, wide-brimmed black hat in the wake of his sexual harassment-scandal. Jack Abramoff, a corrupt lobbyist and federal-criminal pal of former Republican House majority leader Tom DeLay, wore a similar hat for a 2006 court date. Sociopathic There Will Be Blood protagonist Daniel Plainview prefers a slightly more fashionable, Mountie-esque version.

These three men have more than just a hat stolen from a Lego man in common: Abramoff is the founder of several overpriced Washington, D.C., restaurants; Cain is the former C.E.O. of the execrable pizza chain Godfather’s; and Plainview’s well-known milkshake catchphrase remains popular on T-shirts to this day.

You normally have to read something by Paul Krugman to get so much failure jammed into two tiny paragraphs!

First, Cain is not “reviled.” In fact, he’s leading in the polls all across the country right now.

Second, Cain has been wearing that same hat for almost a decade. There are photos of him wearing that hat years ago at tea party events all across the country, so it is nothing “recent” at all.

Third — to show her lack of knowledge about haberdashery — Cain’s hat is simply a cowboy hat and has nothing to do with a funeral. I don’t know about you, but I’ve never heard of cowboy hats being associated with funerals!

Fourth, the hat that Jack Abramoff wore was a proper fedora, not a cowboy hat, so Jack’s isn’t “similar” to Cain’s.

Fifth, the Plainview hat in the movie is nothing at all like either Abramoff’s or Cain’s. But his photo was only picked so this hack could include a “sociopath” with Abramoff and Cain in order to link them both to a murderer.

Finally, if her second paragraph was meant as humor, her idiotic food link so tenuously applied to the three was empty of mirth.

Sadly, the only reason for this was to smear Herman Cain with a substance-free link to a sociopathic killer — and a fictional one, I might add. It was just an excuse to call names. In these few words she called Cain a sexual harasser with no proof of that charge, called his work “execrable,” called him “reviled,” linked him to both a sociopath and a convicted criminal, and linked him to funerals!

All because he wore a hat!

Ms. Weiner should be ashamed of herself for this stupidity. She’s humorously proven that she has neither the writing chops or political acumen to write beyond Myspace–and isn’t Vanity Fair supposed to be “intellectual” fare? Certainly the publication should find a shred of self-awareness and shame in such empty name-calling.