FLASH: Meghan McCain: 'I'm Strictly Dickly… I Love Sex'

Sen. John McCain’s daughter, Meghan McCain, has a featured interview in this month’s Playboy. There, she discusses the 2012 election and spends an inordinate amount of time talking about partying and her sex life:

I’m not a lesbian, if that’s what you’re asking. I’d be the first person to tell the world I was gay. I’m not private about anything. I think you should live how you should live. But I’m strictly dickly. I can’t help it. I love sex and I love men.

She also goes out of her way to slam “pious Mormons”:

I always say repression breeds obsession. Politicians have to be goody-goodies. They put on this face of perfection and pretend they’re completely above indiscretion. But the more you deny your sexual side, the more it builds up and comes out in inappropriate ways. Not to bring any particular politician into this discussion, but I always find it fascinating that the number one state per capita for downloading porn is Utah. All those pious Mormons and they’re drooling at their laptops all day.

Fortunately, says McCain, people don’t recognize her too often in public unless she’s with her father:

I look different without makeup on, and usually I wear beanies and big sweaters and look like I’m drunk all the time.

If she were, that might explain this interview.