Garden State News Roundup
New Jersey state filmmaker laureate Kevin Smith models the latest in New Jersey Escalade-squeegie-ing fashion.
In other New Jersey news, FBI raids Florida office of NJ Senator Bob Menendez’s optometrist/BFF/underage Dominican hooker supplier/tax-cheating campaign sugar daddy.
On a more positive note for the state, New Jersey is also the home of Hitler’s toilet. Which, come to think of it, would be a dandy new license plate slogan.
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