Witness to Obama skeet shooting located at last

Great news, everyone!  It looks like someone willing to testify that they actually saw Obama shooting skeet has been found.  Our long national skeet shooting nightmare is over.  Contrary to the President’s boasts of frequent gunplay, the actual event seems to have gone pretty much the way a conservative political cartoonist would have rendered it.

I’m glad this has been settled, because were probably just days away from Obama ordering a drone strike on a clay pigeon.