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Those Crazy, Wacky United States

On the lighter side of the news, a decorated US combat veteran faces 35 years in prison for the crime of Aggravated Not Being David Gregory in the First Degree.

By the way, did President Obama get all the necessary Maryland permits for skeet shooting at Camp David? Haha! Just kidding. Laws are for peons.

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