People often tell me that I have a relatively good sense of humor. But if someone tried this on me at an airport, I don’t think it would go over very well. Airport security and the experience of spending time in airports is already as unnecessarily stressful as it can be. You pull a stunt like this on me to sell your deodorant, and it might become a self-fulfilling prophecy. (Just kidding, TSA – please, no patdowns next trip).