Skip to content

Spotting an Oscar Winner


The Red Carpet arrivals start at 5:30 p.m.  We know who the nominees are, but here are a few ways to spot those who think they may win:

– For the most part, all the nominees for Best Actor and Best Supporting Actor will be in classic tuxedos.  For instance, if Bradley Cooper decides not to wear a tie, he thinks he’ll lose.

– Judging by past Oscar winners, most have their hair up.  Sandra Bullock and Marion Cotillard were the most recent exceptions I can find.  This is good news for Jennifer Lawrence.

– Think about the photos from the waist up.  Dresses with an ornate bottom are a waste. 

– Fussy jewelry and bodices take away from the Oscar itself.  Simple bodices and jewelry bring attention to the face and the best accessory one can have, an Oscar.

– Hardly any past female winners wore black.  Winners wear metallics and jewel tones.

(Stick with us, male Convo readers.  I’ll also keep you abreast of any side-boob action.)

Comment count on this article reflects comments made on and Facebook. Visit Breitbart's Facebook Page.