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In response to Sequester Mania: Coburn Says Let’s Cut the Zombie Apocalypse Training, Sno-Cone Machines and Underwater Robots:

Sorry, Liz, no can do.  The zombie apocalypse training, Martian pizza research, and studies of the mating habits of transgendered crack-addicted robot squirrels have to stay put.  Instead, if we cut spending by 2.6 percent, we’ll just have to make do without border security.  Unless maybe we can re-purpose some of the robot squirrels to guard the border…

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