Beyonce Monday: Bow Down 99%

Beyonce is out with new music, Bow Down.

 

WOW! Get ’em B!

Let me explain. A conservative message is always about the language.

Beyonce took some time off to start a family with her husband, Jay-Z.  How beautiful!  In her absence, the 99% tried to take her place.  They think like Michelle Obama, to paraphase, in order for them to get a piece of the pie, Beyonce has to give up some of her slice.

In response, Beyonce answers like any good conservative would, “I dare you to try and take it”. She doesn’t bow down and let someone else take her spot. She says FIGHT FOR IT.  COMPETITION.

Now that’s a message I can get behind.