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Shouldn't that be, 'Canada, meet Aunt Maret?'

In response to America, Meet Aunt Maret (Video):

In your FACE, Toronto.  We got Uncle Ruslan.  You got Auntie Nutjob.

Ruslan and Maret would make quite a pair.  I initially thought of relaunching “Crossfire” with them as the hosts, but instead I think they should take over the Mulder and Scully roles in a reboot of “The X-Files.”

AGENT RUSLAN MULDER: These losers are aliens from space.  I have proof.

AGENT MARET SCULLY: Proof?  You say that is proof?  Is FAKE.  Anyone can see photo is doctored.  I am lawyer, I must have better evidence than this for such outrageous allegations.

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