TULSA, Oklahoma – According to police, two thieves held up a man and his girlfriend at an EZ Mart early Sunday morning, making off with the man’s custom Cadillac, but not before asking him to take his pants off.
The bandits also robbed the woman and the fled in the Cadillac taking the man’s pants with them.
The car was found abandoned within an hour on the BA Expressway. There was no mention of the whereabouts of the pants, although strangely enough, the Sergeant working the case believes “the car theft may be related to another incident a couple of nights ago where armed men also instructed a victim to take off his pants.”
I’m no detective but I think that’s a decent theory.