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Eighth Accuser: He Grabbed My Hand, Tried to Kiss Me, and… Put His Tongue on My Cheek?!

This guy has a lot of errant tongue action.

Her cheek?  What? “That is deviant and just plain wrong,” a convicted tongue-pervert just emailed me to say.  So it’s official — cheek-tonguing is just weird.

He’s all over the map with his tongue.  He’s doing things with tongues that no one’s ever thought of before.

This guy is to proper tongue deployment what Anthony Weiner is to correctly-formatted Direct Messages.

The next accuser will say, “He licked my car.”

 

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