NARRATOR: Meet Bruce Wayne, a billionaire who’s all alone in the world…!
(Ben Affleck as Bruce Wayne walks in a large CAVE, then does a WACKY PRATFALL as he trips over a cable)
NARRATOR: Meet Vicki Vale, a reporter with a nose for the truth who thinks she’ll never fall in love…!
(SCENE: Bruce Wayne exits City Hall. As he does, Jennifer Anniston (VICKI) pushes a microphone into his face.)
Any truth to the rumors that you are
this so-called “Bat-Man”?
Come on, lady. What do you want from me?
I want the truth.
Would you settle for… dinner?
(SCENE: Bruce and Vicki are in formal attire, enjoying a spotlight dance in an immense elegant dance hall.)
Ouch. You poked me!
(looks down at Bruce’s waist)
Is that a gun in your pocket or
are you just glad to see me?
It’s a gas-fired grappling-hook, actually.
(VICKI does a “Whhhaaaa….?” sort of look.)
NARRATOR: Bruce and Vicki are about to learn that Justice never sleeps…
…and neither does Love.
And Robin Williams as Hugo Strange in…
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(PLAY UPBEAT POP SONG WITH WIDE DEMOGRAPHIC APPEAL as they swing together over Gotham.)