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Church Looks Like Penis

Church Looks Like Penis

The newly-constructed Christian Science Church in Dixon, Illinois has tremendous curb appeal. But from the air…well, you decide. One can’t help but appreciate the landscaping which adds yet another level to the already powerful Google Earth visual. 

The church is located just south of Rock River at the corner of West 2nd street and Highland Ave. That information is completely irrelevant but the story is pretty much finished and I’m not really sure what else to say – other than the fact that the church’s slogan is “Rising Up.” 

Okay, I’m just gonna say it: that church looks like a penis. 

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