Now that the crew of global warming alarmists that got stuck in Antarctic ice has been rescued (by a fossil-fuel-burning, carbon-spewing helicopter!) we can really settle in and make fun of them, especially since the mainstream media still largely refuses to report what they were doing in those frozen waters. (Hint: the waters weren’t supposed to be frozen.)
So here’s the Ballad of the Global Warming Titanic, sung to the tune of “The Ballad of Gilligan’s Island.” Note that one verse of the original song continues to fit perfectly.
Now sit right back and you’ll hear a tale
A tale of a fateful trip
They traveled to Anactica
Aboard a Russian ship
The chief was a global warming man
The skipper wasn’t so sure
But activists set sail that day
For a propaganda tour
The water started getting cold
The frozen ship was stuck
Their theories called for melting ice
But they were out of luck… yes, they were out of luck…
The ship ran aground on this block of unexpected ice
With embarrassment….
And skeptics too…
But we spend millions on a hoax
While movie stars
Professors and politicians
Give us contempt and bile
So this is the tale of climate change
It’s here for a long, long time
No matter how much their theories fail
Truth has an uphill climb
The government and Hollywood too
Will do their very best
To make us all uncomfortable
In our sustainable nest
No phone, no lights, no motor cars
Not a single luxury
Like Robinson Crusoe
As primitive as can be
The elites won’t join us though, my friends
They’re sure to live in style
While we give up our light bulbs
Recant your climate change denial!
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