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Happy Halloween! Kids Need To Lay Off The Candy

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In response to #BilaRants — Take 1:

Ok, I just left my house to return a rental car, when I saw this poor little boy standing at the bus stop wearing a blue dog outfit with big floppy ears.

The kid looked like a stuffed animal, with his belly sticking out so much that it could have blocked traffic on my street.

I am just saying that the costume was way too tight. His mom is probably to blame for overly feeding the little guy, and causing his buddha belly.

‘Trick-o-Treat, smell my feet, give me something good to eat’

Javier is a all-around swell guy with a magnetic personality, and a great smile;) 

You can follow him on Twitter @THESHARKTANK1


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