There are almost no words for this excruciating yet hilarious interview that was broadcast by the BBC West Midlands 11 days ago. It is simply the greatest thing that has happened on radio, ever.
Commenters have pointed out this may have been a hoax. But that doesn’t stop it being amazing…
Listen as one caller describes his plight to obtain a “delicious, crunchy, minty biscuit” using his wife’s disabled parking badge.
This is the stuff Armando Ianucci’s dreams are made of.