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There’s Something Fishy Going on Here: Woman Causes Road Accident While Using Sex Toy at the Wheel

A “fit” young woman has been caught on camera causing her car to collide with another vehicle as she was concentrating on her own pleasure – rather than the road.

In what could be the ultimate woman-driver story, it is reported her BMW Mini suddenly accelerated while in stationary traffic, rear-ending a M & J Seafood delivery van parked ahead. While such accidents do happen when coasting clutch – but remarkably the woman was seen holding a rampant-rabbit sex toy [NSFW link], and to be buttoning up her trousers immediately after the smash, reports the Daily Star.

As if that wasn’t embarrassing enough, it transpired her fumblings had been caught by the van’s rear facing security camera – much to the amusement of the lads back at the fish warehouse. One told:

“The driver was called into the office and feared he was getting the sack. He’d been on his first shift after looking for work for ages.

“The bosses told him it wasn’t his fault then said: ‘Have you seen this?’

“They all had a good laugh. Apparently, the driver said the lady was pretty fit.”

Presumably to spare the lady her blushes, M & J Seafood has declined to made the video public.

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