Milo Explains How To Celebrate ‘World Patriarchy Day’ At Clemson Birthday Extravaganza

Breitbart Senior Editor, MILO spoke today at Clemson University, where he celebrated World Patriarchy Day — also known as MILO’s birthday.

Milo explained to the animated crowd how best to celebrate World Patriarchy Day.

“Your mission is now to go forth and be a good member of the patriarchy. Get good grades. When you recognize a member of the SDS working in Starbucks, tell them your name is Milo.” said Milo to the crowded room.

“I’ve put together a handy list of other common ways you can celebrate World Patriarchy Day”

Below are a few of the ways that Milo suggested to celebrate WPD.

  • Have a penis.
  • Shoot something.  But not MIlo, or yourself
  • Flirt with every female member of retail staff you encounter. They tell you they hate it, but they’d die without it.
  • Cat-call at least five women.
  • Say no to new shoes.
  • Manspread.
  • Play video games.
  • Tell a woman why she’s wrong (but be sure to hold the door open for her as she leaves).
  • Buy a truck.
  • Vote Republican.
  • Leave the seat up.
  • Don’t call her back.
  • Hunt.
  • Drink beer
  • If you have female employees, refer to them exclusively as “darling.” All day.
  • Get yourself banned from the Jezebel comments section.

Written from prepared remarks. 

Watch the full event below. 

Comment count on this article reflects comments made on and Facebook. Visit Breitbart's Facebook Page.