If Conservative Media Reported Events Like The New York Times Does: Obama's Oval Office Address on the Iraq War

WASHINGTON – Ten of thousands of people tuned in to hear a broadcast organized by the handlers of President Obama, a liberal politician and former community organizer. The self aggrandizing speech took place from a site where Abraham Lincoln once worked some 150 years ago.

The address, which was stiffly read from a teleprompter, was advertised as an announcement of the end of combat operations in Iraq but featured a lengthy sales pitch for Mr. Obama’s failing economic and legislative agenda.

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The broadcast, which was listened to by a predominantly white audience, failed to mention several facts, among them that Mr. Obama, a former cocaine abuser, had not supported the so called “surge” in Iraq which military experts regard as the key to our success in that country. This is understandable since Mr. Obama, who once bowed to the King of Saudi Arabia, has little experience in foreign affairs. It is also well know that Mr. Obama, who still smokes, and many in his government had not supported the surge and predicted its failure. Mr. Obama, who many believe is a Muslim, also failed to mention that this troop drawdown and the surge were instituted by his predecessor, George W. Bush.

Mr. Obama had promised in his presidential campaign to have all troops home within a year of his taking office, left behind 50,000 American “support” soldiers. Among them are a reported 2400 special forces who are allegedly tasked to kill random Iraqis who are suspected of being terrorists.

Sources inside the White House report that after the address sycophants gathered around the President and congratulated him on a job well done.

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