From day one, Obama has been reticent to admit the greatness of the United States. In fact, it’s arguable that his whole campaign on “hope and change” grew out of his conviction that this country needed changing because it offered little hope, at least to people of color.
Therefore, in June 2009, just months after ascending to the Presidency, Obama took his show on the road via his now infamous “American Apology Tour” – a tour in which he apologized for America’s many achievements and fictionalized (or embellished) the achievement of Muslim countries so they could feel on par with us.
It was on that tour that we got our first glimpse of Obama as he really is: a man consumed with the thought of appealing to, and being adored by, all people.
When he spoke in Cairo he not only quoted the “Holy Koran,” but also said he tries to live by it. He said that “Islam has always been a part of America’s story,” and that America ought not take too seriously her dominant role in this world (his actual words were that “no single nation should pick and choose which nations hold nuclear weapons.”)
Taken together, all these things are liberal-speak for “We’re sorry about all that ‘American Exceptionalism’ stuff.”
No wonder former PLO terrorist Walid Shoebat hammers Obama every chance he gets: For he hears in Obama’s words a not-so-veiled attempt to appeal to every man, even if those men have our worst interests at heart. Said Shoebat: “[Obama needs to] stop talking like a Muslim and begin to talk like an American.”
Sadly, when Obama isn’t talking the talk others like to hear, he’s bowing to their leaders. Even a cursory glance at the web allows anyone to find pictures of Obama bowing to the King of Saudi Arabia and kissing his ring. There are pictures of Obama bowing to emperors, dictators, and even the Chinese President. (I know, it’s embarssing.)
Yet perhaps one of Obama’s worst attempts at fitting in came this week, while in Ireland, when he actually tried to use an Irish accent in saying, “See, the sun’s coming out. I can feel it.”
Honestly folks, the accent was so forced and so horribly faked that critics the world over wished they could call up the ’80s pop duet Milli Vanilli and issue an apology.
As for me, all I can do is say that if Obama wants to fake Irish assimilation to that degree, I can sure oblige him by reworking his name so that it reads, Sean Patrick Michael O’Bannon Hussein McGonalan O’Bama.
That’s actually a pretty fitting name for man who’s so arrogant as to think he can learn a few words of the local dialect and win people, anywhere in the world, over to his side.
Sean Patrick Michael O’Bannon Hussein McGonalan O’Bama, our big-eared Irish President. It’s actually got a nice ring to it.

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