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Jaden Smith reopens infamous Twitter account

LOS ANGELES, June 10 (UPI) — After a month-long hiatus from the microblogging platform, actor and musician Jaden Smith has restored his Twitter profile.

Will the self-proclaimed net-philosopher continue tweeting is other-worldly thoughts like crowd favorites, “That Moment When Peeing Feels So Good You Start Crying,” or “Currently Going Through Customs Even Though I Was Born On This Planet,”?

The 16-year-old actor, who recently signed on for a role in the upcoming Netflix original series The Get Down, has yet to tweet something new since reopening his page Tuesday morning. His last tweet, posted on May 2 simply features a photo of loose wooden planks at a hardware store and reads “Bed # 3.”

Here are some Jaden Smith tweets that have kids and adults alike scratching their heads:

1. Because prison is far more exciting than going outside, right?

When You Live Your Whole Life In A Prison Freedom Can Be So Dull.— Jaden Smith (@officialjaden) May 1, 2014

2. Wait, then where did he learn this?

School=Depression. Learning+Creation = Happiness. Happiness=Art.Art=Intelligence. Intelligence=Rebellion. And Rebellion Is Bad For The— Jaden Smith (@officialjaden) March 3, 2014

System So They Put Us In School.— Jaden Smith (@officialjaden) March 3, 2014

3. Rhetorical or not, looks like Smith wanted some answers.

Look Around, What’s Going On.— Jaden Smith (@officialjaden) December 12, 2014

4. Now that’s a date.

Don’t Worry Bae I’ll Talk To You About SpaceTime Over FaceTime.— Jaden Smith (@officialjaden) December 16, 2014

5. At least he knows; but placing the I in quotes has some wondering if he is referring to Richard III’s deconstruction of self: “I am a villain: yet I lie. I am not.”

I Just Scrolled Through My Tweets And “I” Started Laughing.— Jaden Smith (@officialjaden) December 22, 2014

6. When Smith smells just right, he’ll say so.

I Don’t Smell Good, But I Don’t Smell Bad You Feel Me.— Jaden Smith (@officialjaden) January 20, 2015

7. Well, he isn’t wrong. Humans spend about a third of their lives asleep; the rest of the time, they are — shockingly — awake.

The More Time You Spend Awake The More Time You Spend Asleep.— Jaden Smith (@officialjaden) February 13, 2015

8. Maybe Smith actually doesn’t sleep?

When You Party I’m On The Treadmill,When You Sleep I’m On The Treadmill, When I Tweet I’m On TheTreadmill. Remember This— Jaden Smith (@officialjaden) March 12, 2015

9. If he doesn’t sleep, at least he’s a math wiz. (Refer to number 2.)

That Moment When You Can’t Sleep Soo You Start Doing Math.— Jaden Smith (@officialjaden) April 6, 2015

10. When “The Dress” broke the Internet, Smith saw right through it.

There Is No Dress.— Jaden Smith (@officialjaden) February 27, 2015


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