Melky Cabrera added injury to insult in the sixth inning of Monday night’s Blue Jay beatdown in Beantown.
Melky Cabrera hit two home runs in Toronto’s 14-1 destruction of the Red Sox at Fenway. His three-run bomb in the sixth inning off reliever Felix Doubront cleared the monster seats in left field and detonated on a white SUV parked in a lot adjacent to Lansdowne Street. The automobile sported a baseball indentation on its windshield with cracks unfortunately spiraling outward. It’s Cabrera’s way of saying, “Melky was here.”
The lesson? Don’t pahk yah cah on Lansdowne Street, at least when Melky Cabrera is in town. The T charges $2.65 to get to Kenmore Square. Replacing a windshield costs more than 100 times that amount.