A Thousand Thank Yous: Marshawn Lynch Trolls Reporters

What do you do for an encore after rumbling 79 yards for an incredible touchdown against the Arizona Cardinals?

For Marshawn Lynch, the answer is to give no answers. The bowling-ball of a running back again spoke to reporters without saying much of anything on Sunday.

What did he see on that long run?  “Thanks for asking.” How about that bug that kept him sidelined in the first quarter. “I appreciate you asking about my stomach. Thank you.” Lynch offered his appreciation but no explanations.

Here’s the transcript of Marshawn Lynch’s post game interview. pic.twitter.com/aVMlNPIjv0

— Bob Condotta (@bcondotta) December 22, 2014

Lynch at least keeps it positive. A month before expressing his gratitude with the magic words “thank you,” Beast Mode responded to reporter questions, a la The Beatles, with “yeah,” yeah,” “yeah.”

It beats getting fined $100,000 for silence.