Draymond Green sent out a pic intended for a chick of his…dictionary.com defines embarrassment as “disconcertment” and “abashment.” The online glossary of terms does not include a picture of the power forward next to the word.
For about ten minutes Sunday on Snapchat, Green invaded his own privacy by exposing himself publicly. Initially, Green contended some hackers gave him the shaft.
Hacked….. Can’t win right now
— Draymond Green (@Money23Green) July 31, 2016
Nobody bought his Anthony Weiner of an explanation, so the Golden State Warriors member chode to apologize for his boner.
“It was a situation where it was meant to be a private message,” Green said in almost acknowledging he acted like a putz. “I kinda hit the wrong button and it sucks. It was meant to be private. We’re all one click away from placing something in the wrong place, and I suffered from that this morning.”
The posting up foul marks just the latest pickle to bedevil Green in the last few months. The NBA suspended him for a game during the Finals for kicking LeBron James near his LeBron Johnson. Cops in East Lansing, Michigan, arrested him in July for acting like a wanker in a bar by slapping a Michigan State football player … thankfully, with his hand.
Green looks to redeem himself on the hardwood over the next few weeks as he competes as a power forward on Team USA’s elite basketball unit during the Summer Olympics in Brazil. Beware of the anacondas.