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New 'Green' Mandates Slowing Down, Muffling Formula 1

New 'Green' Mandates Slowing Down, Muffling Formula 1

With just one race completed in this year’s Formula 1 schedule, new sweeping “green” mandates for the race cars are causing major problems for drivers, promoters, and fans. This year’s revisions are among the most substantial in F1 history, and

Tom Brady Witnesses Deadly Fire Four Doors from Home

Tom Brady Witnesses Deadly Fire Four Doors from Home

New England Patriots quarterback Tom Brady witnessed the nine-alarm fire that took the lives of two Boston firefighters on Wednesday. It was only four doors down from his home, and Brady said it was one of the scariest experiences of

George H.W. Bush, Rick Perry Attend Johnny Manziel Pro-Day

George H.W. Bush, Rick Perry Attend Johnny Manziel Pro-Day

Former President George H.W. Bush and Texas Gov. Rick Perry attended Johnny Manziel’s pro-day workout on Thursday at College Station. Bush is an Aggie fan, and his presidential library is at the university, which is also Perry’s alma mater. Bush

Jared Allen Signs with Bears

Jared Allen Signs with Bears

Jared Allen, twelfth on the NFL’s all-time sack list, departs Minnesota after six seasons. He’s not, to the dismay of Vikings fans, departing the NFC North. The prolific pass rusher signed with the Chicago Bears early today. Allen, 32, agreed

Bills Owner Ralph Wilson Dies

Bills Owner Ralph Wilson Dies

Ralph Wilson, the only owner the Buffalo Bills have known for its entire 54-season existence, passed away today. He was 95. Wilson started the franchise with $25,000 in 1959. The Bills approach $1 billion in value today. He helped orchestrate

The Sports Hangover: What's Wrong with This Picture?

The Sports Hangover: What's Wrong with This Picture?

The Sports Hangover explores mid-majors majoring in basketball, a football coach who does not play well with others, a 43-year-old who likes to punch younger men to sleep, and the passing of Oderus Urungus, who came to America from Scumdogia

NFL Star in Hospital After Brother Allegedly Stabs Him

NFL Star in Hospital After Brother Allegedly Stabs Him

Tampa Bay wide receiver Mike Williams was hospitalized on Sunday after being stabbed in the thigh at his gated home.  Police suspect his “brother, Eric Baylor, stabbed him with a kitchen knife,” and a “warrant has been issued for his

Pigs Get Fat, Hogs Get Slaughtered

Pigs Get Fat, Hogs Get Slaughtered

The impulse to transform what’s special into what’s normal doesn’t make special the norm. It makes special less special. Heavy metal bands with Cookie Monster vocalists discover that loud loses its effect when not juxtaposed with quiet. Brats who enjoy

Slow Sports Weekend? ESPN Covers Michael Sam Signing Autographs

Slow Sports Weekend? ESPN Covers Michael Sam Signing Autographs

Michael Sam signed autographs on Saturday. ESPN sent a reporter to Missouri to document Sam’s autograph signing on Saturday. Which of the two is the more newsworthy item?  ESPN, which recently highlighted openly-gay Brooklyn Nets player Jason Collins checking in

Chris Kluwe: Google Glass for NFL Players to Reduce Concussions

Chris Kluwe: Google Glass for NFL Players to Reduce Concussions

Chris Kluwe, the former Minnesota Vikings punter who has made more of a name for himself as a gay-marriage advocate, now believes the NFL should allow players to wear Google Glass to help reduce concussions.  He made his comments at a

ESPN and the Politicization of Sports

ESPN and the Politicization of Sports

Can we enjoy sports for sports’ sake? The question, considered obliquely by ESPN ombudsman Robert Lipsyte earlier this week, evokes a similar debate over the arts informally held more than seventy years ago. Albert Maltz, a Communist writer tired of

12 Kids, 8 Baby Mamas, 1 Mad Wife

12 Kids, 8 Baby Mamas, 1 Mad Wife

Antonio Cromartie’s wife is upset. And it’s not because her husband has twelve kids with eight different women or that he can’t have any more with her because he underwent a vasectomy a few years back. It’s because the New

Incognito Out of Treatment; Seeking Job

Incognito Out of Treatment; Seeking Job

Richie Incognito had a bad February. He’s looking to rebound in March. The beleaguered free-agent guard emerged from treatment three weeks after he took a baseball bat to his defenseless black Ferrari. He retains a sense of humor about the

Show Me the Money! NFL Wants MIA to Pay Up for Lewd Halftime Show

Show Me the Money! NFL Wants MIA to Pay Up for Lewd Halftime Show

Sri Lankan rapper M.I.A. flashed her middle finger–to offend or signify her one U.S. hit, she has never explained–during the 2012 Super Bowl halftime show. The NFL has been quietly pursuing restitution ever since. The Hollywood Reporter reveals that the