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Letterman: Top 10 Things Romney Loves About MI Trees

Letterman: Top 10 Things Romney Loves About MI Trees

Late Show host David Letterman mocked Gov. Mitt Romney’s recent praise of Michigan trees for being “just the right height” in his Top 10 Things Romney Loves About Michigan Trees. A few highlights: “They’re not gay, like palm trees;” “They don’t shed their foliage like those slutty Rhode Island trees;” and “Like me, they lean whichever way the wind blows.”

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