Americans Footing Bill For USDA Commercials Teaching Students To Use Microwaves

In the new ‘The Cook It Safe’ campaign the USDA is running a series of mind numbingly stupid TV commercials trying to teach college students to use a microwave properly with the height of absurdity coming in a scene where a food thermometer is inserted in a frozen, pre-cooked, chicken pot pie that one could theoretically eat as a frozen pot pie popsicle without the fear of undercooked food danger