Americans Would Rather Have Tebow, Big Bird Over For Thanksgiving Than Obama

Americans may have just re-elected President Obama, but they’d rather have a backup quarterback with broken ribs to their Thanksgiving dinner. According to a new Nielsen survey, 23 percent of Americans would like to have Tim Tebow of the New York Jets over for Thanksgiving, while just 5 percent of Americans would like to have Obama over. Obama even lost to Big Bird and Lady Gaga.

Maybe that’s because Americans realize that Obama would likely take half their dinner for purposes of fairness, then have Michelle toss the pumpkin pie in favor of a nice green bean casserole.