It didn’t take very long for Colorado restaurants to exploit the new marijuana laws to increase business. Diners are now being treated to brand new items on the menu.
At the Hapa Sushi, with locations in Denver and Boulder, you can jettison the chardonnay and the pinot noir and substitute the Pakistani Kush. The menu, by the way, suggests it goes nicely with the Pakalolo Shrimp. If that doesn’t redden your eyes and make you forget what you were just thinking about, you can always have the Sour OG–try it with the Honey Miso Soup.
The restaurant promises to keep your experience anxiety free with their “ergonomically designed” dining room which is guaranteed to “reduce paranoia.” Perhaps afterward you can go home and draw pictures and watch The Matrix. Don’t forget to get the Katsu Curry with Blue Dream to go.