Beezow Doo-doo Zopittybop-bop-bop Arrested, Charged with Assaulting Cop

Dane County Sheriff's Office

Authorities arrested a man named Beezow Doo-doo Zopittybop-bop-bop after he allegedly assaulted police officers.

Officers caught Zopittybop-bop-bop allegedly removing flyers from Evergreen State Campus. He ran, but officers tackled him to the ground. According to police, Zopittybop-bop-bop attempted to grab the officer’s gun and bite his ring finger.

He allegedly grabbed the handcuff case and “swung it like a hammer, causing a laceration on the officer’s head.”

Prosecutor Mark Thompson claims he could not “verify Zopittybop-bop-bop’s legal name, so he deferred to his original name, Jeffrey Drew Wilschke.” But Zopittybop-bop-bop insists he changed his name in 2011.

Zopittybop-bop-bop has a history of tangling with the law. Officials arrested him in 2012 and 2013 on weapons and drug charges.