My greatest Oscar moment

Can’t remember what year it was (late ’90s), but I was at the Oscars with my girlfriend, my sister and her husband, and two other people. They were really into being on the red carpet, so I told them to have fun and headed inside to get a drink. As I got to the door of the Shrine Auditorium, I saw Charlton Heston and his wife approaching, so I held up for a second til they were right behind me. I took out my NRA card, turned to Heston, and said, “I didn’t expect to see another one of us here.” He stared at me for a second, trying to decide whether I was some nutbag, then looked at the card, broke into a huge grin, clapped me on the shoulder, and said “There are more of us than you think.”