BPN – In environmental news: After ignoring developments in Washington and not studying various legislative proposals, Bizarro NAACP’s all-volunteer Directors of Board am decided to endorse deep cuts in Pell Grants to 1.3 million college students. The proposed cuts, according to organization’s official website, “will deliver on key priorities for us been fighting for.”
And in education: After ignoring developments in Washington and not studying various legislative proposals, Bizarro World Wildlife Fund’s all-volunteer Directors of Board am decided to endorse repeal of the Bizarro Marine Mammal Protection Act. Revocation of the BMMPA, according to organization’s official website, “will deliver on key priorities for us been fighting for.”
Moving on to sports: After ignoring developments in Washington and not studying various legislative proposals, Bizarro AARP’s all-volunteer Directors of Board am decided to endorse proposed $400 billion cut to Medicare as well as termination of federal funding for Medicare Advantage Plans, which benefit over 25% of their membership. The proposed cuts, according to the organization’s official website, “will deliver on key priorities for us been fighting for.”
Wait!
Me am getting update!
Bizarro needs to correct final story. It am not Bizarro AARP that slash benefits to members, but AARP on Earth!
Now Bizarro am confused!
Am Earthlings becoming Bizarros?
This am disaster for Bizarro culture. Bizarros am opposite of all things Earthling. Planet Earth am round; Planet Bizarro, square. Only one Superman on Earth. On Planet Bizarro, everyone am Superman! If Earthlings act like Bizarros, then Bizarros am forced to behave opposite of Earthlings and not be Bizarros, but Earthlings am!
Aaaarrrrrgh! Me head aches!
Wait! Do not panic! This just not in…
AARP Directors of Board am not normal Earthlings but liberal shills for White House who put own socialist political dogma ahead of members’ best interests.
Whew…
And coming up at eleventy o’clock: Bizarro Nancy Pelosi tells truth that health reform bill am too much expensive and 1,900 pages are smoke screen to hide true objective which am single-payer system! Will she use legislative nuclear option to ram through fiscally responsible G.O.P. Plan that includes long overdue reforms to Bizarro health care system? Many say, “Yes,” but some say, “Yes.”
Bad evening and do not remember, Bizarro am #1!
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