Obama Ain't Black Enough For Bill Maher

This is a bit of a departure for me, as I prefer to do video rants, but by the time it gets done, Bill Maher and his comments will be worth talking about even less than they already are.

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As you already know, over the weekend, Bill Maher said:

“I thought when we elected a black president, we were going to get a black president. You know, this [BP oil spill] is where I want a real black president. I want him in a meeting with the BP CEOs, you know, where he lifts up his shirt so you can see the gun in his pants. That’s — (in black man voice) ‘we’ve got a motherfu**ing problem here?’ Shoot somebody in the foot.”

Now despite all the PC stuff, the left-wing still proves to be the ones doing the majority of the stereotyping. And I’m pretty sure they had a medic on stand-by in case Maher’s guts ruptured from him using more testosterone than he ever has in his life to try to pull off his best “black” impression.

This is what black people are to Bill Maher. This is what we’re supposed to be; gun-toting thugs. And if we’re not, then we’re just docile Uncle Toms who wanna be white.

Truth is, there is no behavior that could satisfy Bill Maher because he’s a racist, and a very confused individual. He’s pro-gun-control, yet he wants the president to brandish a weapon at the table with BP. But when it comes to dealing with our enemies; the ones who get a special thrill up their leg when they cut off the heads of Jews, well no — those are the ones we should just have talks with.

I don’t pay much mind to Bill Maher; a bitter cynic whose veins pump with spoiled milk, and just another patronizing racist. I’ve seen his show before. I know what it is. I’ve come to the conclusion that I don’t dig it, therefore I don’t watch it. However, I’m aware of the comments he makes because the more outrageous ones end up getting forwarded to me.

So I watch this dude who has this strange resemblance to Otto from Star Trek DS9, and just like all liberal elites he feels as though he’s some kind of authority on what black people are supposed to be. It reminds me of when clean-cut white frat boys would come up to me whispering, “Hey, brah. Do you know where we can score some kind?” And I’d be like, “Why the hell are you asking me? You’re the ones doing it. Go fask some some other clean-cut white frat boys like yourselves.”

Guess those liberal colleges they learn from aren’t doing much to instill that kind of deductive reasoning.

Anyway, Maher just makes my job easier when it comes to pointing out who the real racists are. The hard part is getting people to see the painfully obvious. It’s like trying to point out something as obvious as figuring out how to pour pee out of a boot with directions on the sole of it. (Thanks, Pryor)

Admittedly I do generalize when it comes to liberals, but I used to be one, so there’s my license. ; ) On the other hand, Bill Maher has never been black. I’m sure according to Bill Maher I’ve never been black either.

In the end, though, I still respect Bill Maher’s freedom to say what he does, and I’m certainly free to disagree.

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