What kinds of music do conservatives listen to? According to the open-minded tolerant left, conservatives listen to country music and the occasional soft pop. At night, conservatives listen to dark classical music, count their money, and dream up new ways to exploit the poor with things like… jobs, products, and tax revenue. After all, how else do you explain the lack of conservative ideals within other forms of music?
Let us consider another possibility. Let us go to a place where people are not stereotyped; a place where people of all different backgrounds can have different passions and tastes. You know, like a Tea Party. In a place like that, it would be strange to find only one type of music that shares common ideals with the people. In a place like that, one might start to consider the possibility that somebody somewhere else is censoring music. Somebody somewhere else is censoring music. Somebody somewhere else is censoring music. Now read it faster!!!
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Ironically, though conservative values are being censored by the major labels, it is conservatives that will fight for their right to do just that. It is after all, their label. And we can only hope that “they” will have no problem with new media platforms rising to create a stage for conservatives.
Unfortunately, history tells us that “they” will have a problem, (Insert numerous examples of leftists calling for censorship of Breitbart, Fox News, etc.).
Well, too bad.
We are Utopian Riot, a newly formed hard-rocking band of experienced musicians that has just released the unapologetic video above that intentionally plays like a horror movie. Our message targets the root of progressive thinking, attacking the centralized collective ideologies of the extreme left (see lyrics below). The music is angry and if you us why we’re so angry, we’ll reply, “Because we have a pulse.”
The music aims to upset and is meant to be controversial. Lead singer Kyle Roberts says, “Turning the other cheek is no longer a viable option.” Lead guitar Tyler Roberts adds, “Dealing with progressives is like dealing with a dominate society like Iran, being polite will be viewed as weakness.”
The band is currently working on two new pieces that will be released shortly, “Melting Pot,” and “Me and My Army.”
Breaking all stereotypes, we wish to bring rock to all audiences, but specifically to the Rocking Right. We believe that the lack of conservative rock is not from lack of demand but from a lack of support. Like a good bra, the new media is providing that support and it is invigorating! But a stage is nothing without an audience. Please help spread the video and keep an eye out for upcoming releases.
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Lyrics:
Come with me and you’ll see, this party is free cuz someone else is paying. Come inside and you’ll find, no one cares it’s a crime, only fools wait in line. Cuz it’s your mind (X4). That we try to control. And It’s a crime (x4) if you try to let go.
Chorus:
Social justice, feed the poor, hold your hands out, beg for more, change the system, to the core, were gunna party like it’s 1984.
Stay in your trance, smoke your plants, and give peace a chance, violence is overrated. Don’t try to run, listen son, police have the guns cuz they were confiscated. Cuz it’s your mind (x4) that we try to control. And It’s a crime (x4) if you try to let go.
Chorus: Repeat
See I don’t know what you want from me. Cuz I can’t give you nothin’! Everything I ever had, I gave myself. How can I save you if you can’t save yourselves? And even if I could I wouldn’t! So go save yourselves! WHOA!
I told you once before, when I hold my count up you say four. I told you once before and if I told you once what you, countin’ for?
Chorus: Repeat
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