'Fighter' Director David O. Russell 'Fingered in Quasi-Incestuous, Transsexual Groping Claim'

What was David O. Russell thinking? After all, if you want to enhance your resume in Hollywood, you’re supposed to flee justice after you drug, rape and sodomize a thirteen year-old child. Sorry, David, but groping a nineteen year-old transsexual just isn’t going to cut it. However, now that I think about it, you might score some points over the incest element. So, well done in that department.

You have to read this to believe it. Only in Hollywood:

Sounds like David O. Russell truly is flirting with disaster.

According to a police report obtained by The Smoking Gun, Russell’s transsexual, 19-year-old nephew, Nicholas Peloquin — the son of Russell’s adoptive sister, Barbara Jane Peloquin — alleges that “The Fighter” director inappropriately groped Peloquin during a super-awkward exchange at a Florida gym on Friday.

Somehow it gets better:

Peloquin — who has not yet undergone male-to-female gender-reassignment surgery — described “the hormones to increase his breasts” to Russell, at which point the director slipped his hands under Peloquin’s shirt “and felt both breasts,” the police report (see below) reads.

Peloquin told the deputy that he felt uncomfortable during the groping, but did not tell Russell to stop. He did, however, subsequently tell his mother that Russell put the moves on him in the gym.

And now for the best part:

Russell confirmed the exchange during his own interview with the detective, claiming that Peloquin was “acting very provocative toward him” during their workout, and that Peloquin invited him to feel his breasts.

Russell told police that he was “curious about the breast enhancement.”

At the very least, Russell is admitting he fondled the breasts of his… transsexual… teenage… nephew.

Better pack. Jesus will be here any minute.