Julia Louis Dreyfus Crusades to Eliminate Working Class Jobs

Celebrities are turning out en masse to lobby the Los Angeles City Council today to shore up its inclination to eliminate thousands of working class jobs across the state by banning paper and plastic shopping bags.

The City Council would mandate reusable shopping bags – you know, the kind that cause watery diarrhea.

First it was Kevin Connolly of “Entourage” fame, and today it was fellow HBO star Julia Louis-Dreyfus, currently seen in the political comedy “Veep.”