'Total Recall' Review: Brainless Remake Swamped by Digital Distractions

'Total Recall' Review: Brainless Remake Swamped by Digital Distractions

“Total Recall” is a two-hour-long chase scene that leaves you breathless. I wish I could say that’s a recommendation. Please note that I don’t.

The picture is a remake of the 1990 Arnold Schwarzenegger movie, which was likewise an inflation of a very short 1966 sci-fi story by Philip K. Dick. Dick’s knotty tale involves a man who longs to go to Mars, and also to be a super-spy. Knowing he’ll never be able to do those things, he decides to allow realer-than-real memories of them to be implanted in his brain. In the process of having this done he discovers that he has already been to Mars, and that he already is a super-spy. Brain-twisting reality complications ensue.

The new movie, directed by Len Wiseman (founder of the tedious “Underworld” franchise), tosses out the earlier film’s Mars element and ladles in some brazen cinematic appropriations–the trashed-out urban rainscape of “Blade Runner,” the deposit box filled with cash and passports from “The Bourne Identity,” a herd of hard-shelled “Star Wars”-style storm troopers, even a passing bit of weightless business lifted from “2001.” If only Wisemen had borrowed some of those movies’ style and fun, or at least coherence.

Read the full review at Reason.com