Your Overnight Chicago Murder League Box Scores

Sub-zero windchill spelled a relatively quiet hump day in America’s gun control capital, with a scant 6 wounded and 0 dead, awaiting this morning’s hospital reports. South Austin led all neighborhoods in scoring with 2 wounded, cementing its lead in the CML central west division.

The light overnight CML action follows an exciting 5 days of high-scoring gang offense, with 14 dead since Friday, including 15-year old honor student Hadiya Pendleton. It was the first murder of the year for upscale Kenwood-Hyde Park, home to President Obama and perennial cellar-dweller of the CML’s highly competitive south division.


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