¿ Como?

In response to Oh, It Is On Like Obi-Wan:

Lucador, huh?  Mexican toad?

For a suburban white guy you’re very… what’s the word…

Ethnic.

I don’t mean that in a good way.

One never does, really. One never does.

So you keep playing with your collection of Tijuana-tchochkes-slash-narcotics-concealment-devices, and I’ll keep doin’ what I do, reading Winston Churchill’s A History of the English Speaking Peoples beneath my commemorative bust of General Douglas MacArthur.

 

Now I’m going to eat a mayonnaise sandwich and listen to some jazz.