Media Allowed To Leak That Holder Supports Freedom Of The Press

In response to Report: Holder Tells Media He Will Protect First Amendment:

“That’s exciting news and a positive step in the right direction!” said precisely no one.

Headline idea swiped from Sean Higgins of the Washington Examiner who says it’s “beyond parody” that the Washington Post has “a story about what the Justice Department allowed them to say about its efforts to protect press freedom.”