Chuck Norris answers the Van Damme Volvo 'split'

Here’s a refresher of the amazing Jean Claude Van Damme Volvo ad in which he does a split between two moving trucks, accomplished with no special effects trickery:

Fellow martial arts icon Chuck Norris responds with a Christmas greeting that also uses no special effects, I totally swear, and if you doubt it, you might just get your glass of wassail roundhouse-kicked in half:

Your move, Steven Seagal.